Rumor Humor
March 20, 2020

There are no (known) Corona Beer distilleries in China, and Corona Beer is not the source of the virus.
However, some recovering patients have claimed that a 24-pack of Corona Beer did wonders for their symptoms.
COVID-19 is not easily contracted from Pizza (unless the pizza was sneezed on by a virus carrier).
Do not assault the pizza guy for being a “carrier”.
Please do not inundate your computer virus software provider with COVID-19 questions.
Go to CDC and Johns Hopkins websites for valid information.